73

Thursday Hoddle of Coffee

Uncle Menno, droppin' the culture bomb on you.

Thursday Hoddle of Coffee

73

Uncle Menno, droppin' the culture bomb on you.

61

Tottenham's preseason match got big US TV ratings

America loves us! They really, really love us!

64

Spurs close to signing Eric Dier?

This came a bit out of nowhere, didn't it? Mais Futebol claim Tottenham Hotspur are very close to signing Eric Dier from Sporting Portugal.

Spurs close to signing Eric Dier?

64

This came a bit out of nowhere, didn't it? Mais Futebol claim Tottenham Hotspur are very close to signing Eric Dier from Sporting Portugal.

29

Derby lining up loan for Tom Carroll

Tottenham midfielder headed back to the Championship?

Derby lining up loan for Tom Carroll

29

Tottenham midfielder headed back to the Championship?

146

Stock up/down: The fringe players

Harry Kane looks like a star. So does Erik Lamela. But a handful of guys are going backwards.

Stock up/down: The fringe players

146

Harry Kane looks like a star. So does Erik Lamela. But a handful of guys are going backwards.

EPL Advanced Statistics

23

These are my basic shot statistics for the English Premier League.

Advanced Statistics for European Football Leagues

9

These are advanced shot statistics for the La Liga, Serie A and the Bundesliga.

WDR: United Spurs of America

65

WE'RE BACK BAY-BAY

No transfer request from Schneiderlin

62

Sky Sports understands that they're full of crap on this one.

Wednesday Hoddle of Coffee

Salmon Chase is MIA, and Menno is drunk. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Pochettino, players not giving any tactics away

39

We tried to get Tottenham Hotspur's players to talk about the tactics Mauricio Pochettino is implementing. They were smart enough not to tell us anything.

Morgan Schneiderlin is pissed

360

This will end well.

Soton: Rodriguez, Schneiderlin not leaving

192

So much for the reports that Tottenham Hotspur are close to deals for Jay Rodriguez and Morgan Schneiderlin. Southampton chairman Ralph Krueger has stated that they will not be sold.

Tuesday Hoddle of Coffee

Uncle Menno in da house while Messr. Chase is on vacay.

Guardian: Spurs to acquire Schneiderlin

310

This looks like a real report. No fee is agreed but a "compromise fee" is in the works, as Southampton is ready to let their want-away midfielder go.

BBC: Rodriguez agrees personal terms, deal close

386

This is a pretty surprising development, given Rodriguez's injury status.

Mais Futebol: Spurs to meet with Miguel Lopes

4

A transfer rumor appears, linking Tottenham to Sporting right back Miguel Lopes. It has probably been invented from whole cloth by Lopes' agent.

Mason believes he can crack the first team

29

The surprise revelation of Tottenham Hotspur's American tour doesn't think he was just in the shop window.

Eriksen targeted by Napo... HAHAHA I can't even

24

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Monday Morning Hoddle of Coffee

Newz linx & snark

Verts is spending his vacation crowd surfing

29

Jan Vertonghen's preseason training includes crowd surfing at EDM festivals.

Spurs close American tour with a win

321

Spurs' American tour came to a close with a win and no injuries, as far as we can tell.

Spurs vs. Fire: Lineups and match thread

881

Come chat with CFC as Spurs play the final game of their American tour.

An interview with Hot Time in Old Town

35

Uncle Menno sits down with the fine folk at SB Nation's Chicago Fire blog.

Spurs stars in salad snub shame

66

Our attacking players appetite for fresh vegetables is apparently very similar to their appetite for goals last season.

Ehiogu appointed U21 coach

14

Another year, another new mentor for da yoof.

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