Happy Tuesday Spursland! Hey, remember that pesky Europa League? Well, it's back this Thursday with Spurs in action against a club named after the world's greatest sandwich. Now, who else is excited to see some HurriKane?
And now the "news"
Those words are totally more inspiring than the standard sports inspirationals like "find a way to win", "be the hammer not the nail", and "ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country". Brad "Lincoln-esque" Freidel everyone.
This is exactly what you have heard before, but now with an updated list of rumored destinations for the star punter!
Greatest title ever! No I didn't change it at all.
PS: The poisoned dwarf is Defoe.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Now we all know that Jack Warner is crazy and he probably, as we can now see, is a crazy anti-Semite, but isn't there a possibility, just a tiny possibility, that in this crazy man's brain he is a bit unclear on what Zionism means?
I am completely torn about this. On the one hand the result of this was brutal. It's the scariest on field soccer video I have ever seen, but on the other, I don't like seeing straight red cards based on how severe the outcome was if there was absolutely no intention at all. From what I see in this video, I don't even think Cruz knew until the very last second that contact was coming. Also, I am uncomfortable with the dishing out of suspensions after the fact based on the results of a freak level injury rather than intent to harm.
Be on the look out for when Graham names the amount for which he would sell you a family member!