Happy Wednesday Spursland! It has come to my attention that there is no game this weekend. That said this weekend blows. The one redeeming quality is that our boss, Kevin McCauley, will be on vacation this weekend so basically the rest of the staff and I can do whatever we want (Editors Note: No you can't). Coming soon, a name change from CartilageFreeCaptain.com to GigglySuperPavMemesRus.com.
And now the "news"
I mean he is clearly the best player out of Wales right now, but who else would it be, Craig Bellamy?
I'd personally like to know what his favorite "finishing move" is I'm thinking it's something like this.
The young man in question is up for sale at 2 million pounds and has been compared to Rooney and Gaza. I love this move if it gets made. History has proven that teenage studs always turn into world class players, just look at John Bostock.
I don't know anything about this kid except that his name is Luke Straw which sounds like the name of some third-rate super hero's secret identity.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
If you don't get a hearty chuckle out of this, then you have no soul.
Worst/best picture ever. This is Ronaldo meets Brody Jenner level douchey. Also, what is this Prince Targaryen thing he has going on? Nobody likes that dude anyway. People just want to see his sister get naked and have dragons crawl all over her. I really need Game Of Thrones to start up again.
The SB Nation march towards world domination continues.