Happy Tuesday Spursland! It's Transfer Rumor Tuesday, and that means that for all your transfer related nonsense you can now look to Bryan Ashlock, which is great news for you if you are a fan of solid analysis and are less in favor of snarky quips.
And now the "news"
And he said so in the most polite way possible. Whoever ran his finishing school did a fine job on him.
If Levy even remotely wants this kid on the squad, you would be a fool to think he ends up anywhere but in North London come February.
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This is the greatest thing ever to happen on a professional pitch. It is a fact, it matters not the sport, that when players play the game with a joy and attitude that is more like children playing in a pick-up game in the neighborhood that the quality of the game increases exponentially. It just makes everything about it more fun.
Excuse me while I go add another five million to the sign I hang out my window just to let Real Madrid know what the current sale price of this young man is.
The only way to explain this is that Inigo must think that he is playing Aussie rules or something.
Fun fact, a member of said council is former Spurs midfielder Edgar Davids!
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