Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For December 8, 2011

WIGAN, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 24: Gareth Bale of Tottenham Hotspur celebrates scoring his side's second goal with team-mate Luka Modric during the Barclays Premier League match between Wigan Athletic and Tottenham Hotspur at DW Stadium on September 24, 2011 in Wigan, England. (Photo by Chris Brunskill/Getty Images)

Happy Thursday Spursland! Sunday cannot come quick enough. There is literally nothing going on right now. Nothing. Not a thing, just the slow monotonous march towards Sunday and Stoke. Someone needs to hit the fast forward button.

And now the "news"

Bojan Almost Went To London-Sky Sports

I am a big fan of this kid, but I don't really see him as being able to handle the physicality of the English league.

Modric And Bale On The Shortlist For UEFA Team Of The Year-Tottenamhotspur.com

Huzzah! We are the bestest!

Bryan Ruiz Wishes He Had Picked Spurs-Daily Star

Shots Fired! Holy S#$% balls, the good people over at Craven Cottage must be pissed. But here is a little news flash for Bryan, we don't want you anymore. Editor's note: I still do.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

The Manchester Area Did Not Have A Good Day On The Pitch-SB Nation Soccer

Enjoy packing yourselves off to obscure eastern European mining towns, money bags!

Gary Cahill's Red Card Overturned-Lion Of Vienna Suite

Definitely the right call. The sending off was harsh, but I also don't care at all. Spurs rules Bolton drools.

Aston Villa's Captain Is Really In To Not Aston Villa-7500 To Hotle

What is it with EPL players and poor choices of words today? Everyone is being very open about wanting to play for other teams all of a sudden.

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