(With sincere apologies to the Village People)
Everybody now! Put'cher hands together! *clap* *clap* *clap*
Kevin, you're the cop! Ashlock, you get to be the construction worker! Mechanick, you're the leather-bedecked biker dude! Nobody's the Indian because that's racist!
All right! Lemme hear you SING!
SPURS FANS! There's no need to feel down, I said
SPURS FANS! We beat Wolves to the ground, and now
SPURS FANS! Will travel to a new town
There's no NEED! TO! FEEL! UN! HAPPY!
RAFA! He's a little bit mad, it seems
'ARRY! Left him out and he's sad, but
EU-ROPA! Sucks so he should be glad
He's got LIV! ER! POOL! TO! SCORE! ON!
We're gonna travel to
It's fun to beat up on
They've got lots of great food!
They've got ouzo to drink!
But I hear their economy stinks!
THESSA… ! I can't pronounce the town's name. Just to
GET THERE! Needs a naval campaign, but that's
OK! We've still got Harry Kane
So we'll BLOW! OUR! WAY! THROUGH! THIS! TOWN!
Spurs fans! Don't be looking so bleak. I say
Spurs fans! We broke our losing streak. So now
Spurs fans! Get your ass to the Greek!
So come On! You! Spurs! They're T'RIF! FIC!