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CFC POETRY SLAM 5:  PAOK

(With sincere apologies to the Village People)

Everybody now! Put'cher hands together! *clap* *clap* *clap*

Kevin, you're the cop! Ashlock, you get to be the construction worker! Mechanick, you're the leather-bedecked biker dude! Nobody's the Indian because that's racist!

All right! Lemme hear you SING!

SPURS FANS! There's no need to feel down, I said
SPURS FANS! We beat Wolves to the ground, and now
SPURS FANS! Will travel to a new town
There's no NEED! TO! FEEL! UN! HAPPY!

RAFA! He's a little bit mad, it seems
'ARRY! Left him out and he's sad, but
EU-ROPA! Sucks so he should be glad
He's got LIV! ER! POOL! TO! SCORE! ON!

*chunk-chunk-chunk-chunk-chunk*

CHORUS
We're gonna travel to

P-A-O-K!
It's fun to beat up on
P-A-O-K
They've got lots of great food!
They've got ouzo to drink!
But I hear their economy stinks!

THESSA… ! I can't pronounce the town's name. Just to
GET THERE! Needs a naval campaign, but that's
OK! We've still got Harry Kane
So we'll BLOW! OUR! WAY! THROUGH! THIS! TOWN!

Spurs fans! Don't be looking so bleak. I say
Spurs fans! We broke our losing streak. So now
Spurs fans! Get your ass to the Greek!
So come On! You! Spurs! They're T'RIF! FIC!

*chunk-chunk-chunk-chunk-chunk*

CHORUS

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