Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Longtime readers of the Hoddle Of Coffee know that I am no stranger to screwing things up and yesterday was no exception. In unplanably metaphorical fashion I forgot that it was Veterans' Day and like so many people, I did not remember the veterans that have given up so much for me. My sincerest apologies to all of you who served. Thank you for your service and sacrifice from the bottom of my heart.
And now the "news"
Can we all just be cool about this? Lloris is clearly the guy for the next however long he wants to stay. So let's all pretend we are Fonzie and chillax.
Psst, Andre, maybe in the next Europa League game we could see what some of these guys have to offer against adults? Just a thought.
Congratulations, Austin. Hopefully this means we will be handing out more awards like this here at SB Nation. It will be us and the Sporting News.
The guy who had to be subbed out and stretchered off turns out to not be that injured, but to really just have the pain tolerance of a child. So surprising.
Possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen. I tend to admire someone who can just tell the world to fuck off, especially when they do it without actually saying it out loud. This is what I assume Chicken strives to be.
Well, it is nice to know that my kids will now have a new picture as their laptop's background. She may have faded from the cover pages of the sports section, but I assure you she has not faded from the hearts of teenage boys.