Happy Thursday, Spursland! Oh look, it is that time of the year again. The time when all the popular kids start flirting with our man Gareth. I've heard that Jose Mourinho has been trying to send Bale secret messages by recommending certain songs for him every time they just "happen" to bump into each other. Roberto Mancini was recently seen shopping for a boombox. Barcelona is even rumored to be making a bet with Madrid! Jokes on them. though. I know for a fact that Dan Levy was seen tuning his guitar just yesterday, so suck it.
And now the "news"
So good news, we might still be in the running to sign him even though Vilas Boas has already stated that he does not plan to spend big in January.
No, they could not be. (Editor's note: Roosevelts is a dream killing hate machine)
Well that was a bit mean spirited. For any Arsenal fans that wandered in here and are now sad, I suggest you cheer yourself up with this. After all, it is the season of giving.
My favorite is number three, but it's not like I am objective. i have a weakness for the long range chip. I won't apologize for that.
IS THERE NOTHING YOU DON'T SEEK TO WATER DOWN INTO A GIANT PILE OF SHIT?