Happy Wednesday, Spursland! You know that moment, when you realize the boys are playing Stoke next? Well, I just had it. DAY RUINED!
And now the "news"
Translation: "Pssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys actually thought I would consider you viable? You are silly, silly people"
Yeah, he has a point, guys, since he doesn't really play the same way, is not so physically limited and, oh yeah, we should just get over not having Luka anymore.
This just adds fuel to the fire that Rose is on his way out at Tottenham. He doesn't seem to fit into the team's plans as yet and his stock is at an all-time high. The team could be thinking of cashing in on him or bringing him back to provide real viable cover for Benny.
Wait, there are other players besides Messi on that team?
Man, sounds like Everton would really be up shit's creek without this guy. I wonder what the next few years would be like for Everton is they sold him for some reason...
Just a sample of how awesome this is.
December 30th, 2012: Chelsea hammers Everton 6-0. After the match, Rafa Benitez strips nude and does a lap around Goodison Park, making various rude gestures towards Everton supporters. Meanwhile, Roman Abromovich sits quietly out of sight admiring various promotional shots of Fellaini and practicing writing large cheques.