Happy Thursday Spursland! What did the letter say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places. Happy pre-Friday Commentariat. Lets do this!
And now the "news"
Vancouver is leading the race based on apparently nothing except gossip, but I'd imagine that he ends up there rather soon. Hopefully he impresses on his loan and we can sell him and recoup a portion of that £15 million we spent on him. Like 10% of it.
This bird of prey makes some excellent points about the master of the meat pie. Cue someone asking in the comments section about what the best formation for the team is. Go on. We know you want to and there is nothing we can do to stop you.
Whats happening around SB Nation After the jump
The team that won the African Cup of Nations is barely top 50. The team that did not win is 15th. Dear FIFA, I don't understand you.
Forget Hazard, we should sign this guy! What? Why are you guys giving me that look?
The good news is that the deal is for five years. The bad news is that they have to wear these shirts outside.
What up, Sabrina Dessipe. Oh yeah, I went there.