Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Today, my friends, is a joyous day. Today we come together to banish the dark clouds that we have allowed to hang over us since Sunday and we do so today with the most powerful weapon that broadcast television has to offer. No, Brian Wiliams is not making a cameo on the site today. Believe it or not, there is a level of shameless self-promotion that that guy will not sink to and the line is apparently drawn at answering any of my letters. So I went out and found something better, a more powerful tool to shake things up around here. Feel free to thank me later.
And now the "news"
Oh, pretty please, Dan Levy, please. This is all I want for a back to school gift this August. I don't really give a shit about Leandro anymore, I just want this. If you can't get it by August then I'll accept it for Christmas and if you need someone to teach you about Christmas, I can teach you, and your fellow classmates will be enthusiastic.
The man makes a point, If you want to know what it is then I suggest you clickety click that link. Are you catching on to the theme yet?
Whats happening around SB Nation after the jump
No, like all of your team previews can be found at this link. Just come back each day this week to find new ones each day. We are getting formidable with you.
I'd like to really discourage Arsenal from doing this, mostly because I hate them, but partially because of this. Yeah, I know that doesn't make any sense, but that isn't really bothering you at all and you know it.