Happy Spursday, Spursland. Our lineup today is the FRAABiest thing that ever FRAAB'd. Our bench is about the funniest thing ever. I have no positive or negative opinions about these developments. Until this game starts, this is my opinion of Spurs.
Oh, we're playing Queens Park Rangers, if you didn't know. At Loftus Road. I hear playing there kind of sucks. QPR are a bad team, though. Here are the lineups.
Tottenham Hotspur lineup (4-3-3): Friedel; Assou-Ekotto, King, Gallas, Walker; Sandro, Parker, Modric; Bale, van der Vaart, Defoe
Bench: Cudicini, Khumalo, Rose, Smith, Lennon, Livermore, Dos Santos. I did not make that up. That's real.
QPR list their lineup in a stupid disorganized fashion and I can't be arsed to make it into a formation: Kenny, Diakite, Hill, Derry, Taarabt, Mackie, Barton, Taiwo, Ferdinand, Onuoha, Zamora
Bench: Cerny, Gabbidon, Traore, Buzsaky, Helguson, Cisse, Wright-Phillips
Kickoff is at 12:30 p.m. ET, 5:30 p.m. local time. You can watch the game on FSC in the USA, Sportsnet regionals in Canada and ESPN in the UK.