Happy Friday, Soursland! My apologies for leaving you wanting yesterday, as evidenced by the thousands of emails I received clamoring for your daily dose of footy news and dick jokes. Today we have a double dose for you. You are getting both barrels to end your week. Have a great weekend and if you really really want to, tip back a beer for me too.
And now the "news"
Weird how that happens when you look like you won't be playing Champions League ball next season.
Oh, didn't you miss him these last two days without Harry saying things about stuff in your life? Well that magical time is over now and it is back to the hard times of reading something Harry said then spending the rest of your day head butting sharp objects, aggressively.
Maybe this guy is amazing, but if he isn't getting time at Espanyol then unless we follow the satirical advice of Nick Petrilli and blow up the team, I just don't see where he fits in.
Nobody anywhere has any right to be upset by these comments. Harry's mother couldn't help but agree because it makes too much sense.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
Robben is one of the most athletic people on the planet, but you wouldn't know it from this GIF.
I know I should be moved watching this video. The game was amazing by all reports (I didn't see it since I was off coaching) and the building of drama was as high as could be, according to my twitter feed. However, all I can think about watching this video is "Jesus, remember when this guy had that bleach blonde hair? Good god, he looked like a waking German stereotype."
I am only disappointed that there is not a Roman Pavlyuchenko reference in there.
I hate you, you Degrassi dork face!
And thus, the hearts of the most un-pragmatic of Spurs fans were crushed.
A great look at what caused the defeat for the Spanish giants. And while it might be true that Madrid's loss does not rest on the shoulders of Jose, it is way more fun for me to ignore the facts and just blame him anyway.