Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For May 3, 2012

I PUNCH YOUR FACE INVISABLE MAN!!!!

Happy Thursday, Spursland! Harry is staying, we are looking good, scoring goals and all is right with the world, baby. The one outlier is that Luka Modric kicked the ball at the goal and instead of dribbling harmlessly into the keeper's hands or hitting another player before it went in the net. If you didn't see it, it was kind of awesome.

And now the "news"

Sol Campbell Announces Retirement- Sky Sports

I am not gonna say it, but you know what I am thinking.

Spurs Reportedly Open Negotiations For Jan Vertonghen- The Premier League Owl

This is like Christmas! Mostly in that I don't think that any of use have felt this positive about the team since Christmas.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

VIDEO: Papiss Cisse Gives Physics The Finger- SB Nation Soccer

If I was Dan Levy watching this, knowing that I could have had him for the price he was bought for, I would immediately go into the shower, turn on the water, sit down and hug my knees and cry. I don't deal with failure well.

VIDEO: Delio Rossi Attacks Adem Ljajic- SB Nation Soccer

Attacks? Perhaps attempts to throttle and fails, but how about that flexibility? Dude is doing the splits!

Simon Borg Suspended By MLS For 7 Days- SB Nation Soccer

Props to MLS for acting like they know what they are doing. We all know that they don't, but acting like they do is a nice first step.

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