Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur New And Links For May 9, 2012

Are you insane? Who would fill a blimp with very very flammable helium?!

Call Kenny Loggins, Spursland, cause your in the danga zone. Welcome to Fort Kickass. Now if you haven't caught on yet, you might be asking yourself "what?" Well that's just fine. Just go along for a ride with us today. Trust me, you're going to like this.

According to Much Coveted Belgian CB, Spurs Are Close To Getting Said Belgian CB- Sky Sports

This kids makes a ton of sense. Nobody wants a long drawn out transfer. It's like cleaning up the crumbs. You don't want to wait to long because that's how you get ants! Ants being other clubs.

VIDEO: Ade Praises Sandro, Channels Harry- Spurs TV

It is good to see that Adebayor would like to have Sandro around if they go to war. However, I would prefer to have Woodhouse.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

MLS TV Ratings Have A Long Way To Go- SB Nation Soccer

This is totally not unexpected.

Celtic, Rangers, And Financial Fair Play- SB Nation Soccer

Discussions on implementing Fair Play in Scotland are postponed until May 30th. I bet Rangers fans are thanking God for small miracles.

There Is No One Quite Like Clint Dempsey- Cottager Confidential

Clint, if you are reading this, I have been wondering all season - people say you are human, are you?

And thanks to all you in the commentariat. This was your idea, it's like we have each other's backs. Don't forget to suggest the gimmick for tomorrow!

PS: Don't be a food rapist

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