Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 17, 2012

I make this exact face when I am trying to understand what Bain is saying in the trailers

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! The Dark Knight Rises opens in a few days and looks to be easily the biggest and perhaps best movie of the summer (although Moonrise Kingdom may have something to say about that). Now thanks to the love that many, if not most people have for the Batman franchise, and thanks to the latest series of movies by Christopher Nolan and Heath Ledger's turn as the Joker, this latest edition of the series is on the tip of everyone's tongue this week. So I must ask the question that has been kicking around my brain all day, which member of the Tottenham organization is Batman?

And now the "news"

Real Madrid President Confident Of Signing Modric- The Guardian

Shocking! Someone with unlimited financial resources at their command is confident in this situation.

Spurs XI 2-1 Kingstonian- Tottenhamhotspur.com

Yes, rejoice and be merry. The young boys have vanquished a squad who play in a league so far down the pecking order that I don't think even Kevin "Lord Of Football Nerds" McCauley has heard of it.

Whats happening around SB Nation after the jump

Fabio Capello Named Russian National Team Manager- SB Nation Soccer

First England and now Russia, it is like this guy lives to be surrounded by shitty weather.

John Terry's Trial And The Press: Not Guilty, Not Doomed- SB Nation Soccer

I am not really sure what to make of this, but it seemed interesting for some reason so here you go. I guess I kind of got lost at the idea that snorting coke is ever socially acceptable, but, hey, the author is English (I think) and I am not. LOOK AT THE CULTURAL DIFFERENCES! Our world truly is a technicolor dream coat.

Chris Wondowondo Well Positioned To Make MLS History- SB Nation Soccer

And to those who don't think he is that good, might I humbly submit proof that you are a dummy.

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