Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For July 5, 2012

"Hey! Hey! Roman! Roman! Just wanted to let you know i am going to kick your ass"

Happy Thursday, Spursland! Hungover and filled with hotdogs, that's how I'm starting my day and I hope you are too, but only if you are over the legal age in your native land. If you aren't then I just hope you are full of hotdogs

And now the "news"

Now That AVB Has Signed With Spurs, What Can We Expect From The Rumor Mill- We Ain't Got No History

Looks like somebody is a little bit worried all of a sudden. What's that behind you? Click Clack! I am sensing a changing in the winds where Chelsea seem to fear us. And rightly so! You don't scorn the Town Snake.

Andy Town Snake To Be Given 100 Million Pound War Chest- Footy Latest

I have never hoped that something that is clearly BS is true since 8th grade when Chris Abrahamsen told me that Melissa Rodriguez had eyes only for me. Was that an over share?

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

What Did Berbatov Do To Fergie?- The Busby Babe

I am guessing he said something along the lines of ," I don't even know why they use the Stone of Destiny in the coronation anymore. It isn't like Scotland is a separate kingdom and it hasn't been since the union hundreds of years ago." Let that be a warning to you, don't mess with Fergie and the linear succession of the crown of Scotland.

Daniel Sturridge Might Have Meningitis- We Ain't Got No History

I hear that it is really easy to cure. You just turn it up to 11.

We Should Probably Ask This Now...- Bitter And Blue

After decades of being crap I think most people felt like City fans deserved to have some time in the sun when they got the big new owner who tried to buy the planet. But it has only been a few years and it looks like those same fans have now become insufferably jaded.

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