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Don't Let the Pigeon Sign with Real Madrid!

LAST TIME, ON "DON'T LET THE PIGEON"...

The Pigeon ate a polish sausage. The duckling moved to City. Joe Jordan kicked some dude's ass. And Chelsea fans at We Ain't Got No History got very confused. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

(This is, naturally, a parody of Mo Willems' brilliant "Dont' Let the Pigeon" series for young children. I'm a huge fan of Mo Willems. They are fantastic books and you should all buy them, even if you don't have kids. I'll even provide a link to where you can purchase them out of the goodness of my heart, and not because I'm trying to prevent Kevin from being sued.)

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