Happy Friday, Spursland! Welcome to the last Hoddle Of Coffee before the season begins. The time has come for our annual quest for the top for to begin anew. The countdown is over, time to Break The Walls Down.
And now the "news"
Oh. you little Portuguese bucket of joy, are you flirting with me and my friends? I think you are, you sly little devil. Look at your not playing an entire match with your current peeps to stay fresh for when you hop of the plane and jump right onto the pitch in Newcastle on the same day.
This time they are much much nicer to us.
Said the liar.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
I know, it is just too perfect for us.
This is so predictably Arsenal. They don't even do this well at all. They can't get the thing to light at first, then they do something very not safe that still only works okay. Worst of all, this clearly isn't about them being all that mad. It is about "hey, bro, let's do this and put it on the internet and people will see us and it will fill the empty hole in our souls".
This may just change how we look at the game. Well, probably not me. I don't like this because it has to do with removing the x-factor from how we look at players and I don't care what you math nerds say (says ardent history nerd). You cannot measure the x-factor.
Also winners, everyone who isn't a Man Utd. or Arsenal fan. Because we all hate you guys LOL!