Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For August 28, 2012

Ah, I see AVB is trying to compete with Harry for most captionable pictures ever.

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Woo hoo! It is done, it is over with and now with that Spanish cash firmly deposited in our bank account Daniel Levy can make it rain up in this piece. He'll be all like "dolla dolla bills ya'll" or whatever the kids are saying these days. Look out Ligue 1, you are about to get raided.

And now the"news"

£13m Bid For Loris Accepted- The Guardian

My feelings on this deal, if true, for this money can best be expressed dramatically by one Johnny Drama.

Modric Gone- Dear Mr. Levy

I think this sums up the transfer of Luka Modric rather appropriately, very much an "it's over now back to our regular lives" sort of a vibe.

What's happening around SB Nation including Yao Ming adoracute after the jump

Where Yao Ming Goes To Africa To Fight The Illegal Wildlife Trade- SB Nation

Is adoracute.

Stoke Vs. Arsenal: The Worst Game Ever- SB Nation Soccer

Nobody was surprised. Roughly 36% of those polled prior to the match predicted it would be this boring. That stat is brought to you by the Committee To Stop Teaching Math.

Modric Says Some Nice Things About Spurs As He is Unveiled In Madrid- Managing Madrid

Farewell Dobby!

The 10 Most Humorous or Concerning "Dick" Names In Pro Wrestling- Progressive Boink

The winner of the contest for which of these guys looks most likely to own a windowless van filled with candy corn easily goes to "Dirty" Dick Slater.

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