Happy Monday, Spursland! Welcome back, everyone! Yes the
disappointment international break is over and now the real meat of the season starts. Yes, I know technically the season started weeks ago and games that "mean something" have already transpired, but they don't "really matter", do they? I mean, this is the time that matters and now we have Deuce so those other teams might as well not even show up.
For a reenactment of Clint Dempsey on deadline day we of course turn to Hoddle Of Coffee analyst Donald Glover.
We really should just donate him to someone who will appreciate him.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
And his tread marks are all over the Saints' face.
When I am old and filthy rich and famous I herby vow that I too shall get shitfaced and interrupt things and talk in nationalist gibberish.
No word yet on the rumor that he is planning a takeover of Average Joe's gym.
This title I may be the world's greatest ever example of soft-pedaling something.