Happy Wednesday, Spursland! It is another day of nothingness. We are awash in a sea of boring and I want it to end. Nothing at all ha been happening in the football world of late unless of course you count the USMNT's DOMINATION OVER JAMAICA!!! GOMEZ IS A GOLDEN GOD!
And now the "news"
Benny Tells Lloris To Fight For His Spot- Sky Sports
To paraphrase "Stop being a bitch LOL".
Proof It Is A Slow News Week- Tottenhamhotspur.com
Yes, this is a minute by minute report of JD in an England International.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
PHOTOS: The Broklyn Nets new Herringbone Floor Is Here- SB Nation
By day I am a young, dashing humanities teacher. By night I am a befuddled, sometimes fact-challenged blogger. Needless to say, they had me at herringbone.
Jerry "The King Of Memphis" Lawler Suffers Heart Attack On Live TV- Cageside Seats
I know that many of the readers here who do not like pro wrestling, so aside from the GIFs I love posting in the comments, I have been keeping pro wrestling out of the Hoddle recently. However, Monday night on live TV, WWE color commentator and legend of the wrestling business Jerry Lawler suffered a heart attack. If you have ever watched WWE TV in the last 20 years, chances are you heard The King's voice.
ECA Names Chelsea Club Of The Year- We Ain't Got No History
Is the European Club Association unaware of the Champion's League? Because I had assumed that this title of best club in Europe was kind of settled already.