Happy Wednesday, Spursland! It is another day of nothingness. We are awash in a sea of boring and I want it to end. Nothing at all ha been happening in the football world of late unless of course you count the USMNT's DOMINATION OVER JAMAICA!!! GOMEZ IS A GOLDEN GOD!
And now the "news"
To paraphrase "Stop being a bitch LOL".
Yes, this is a minute by minute report of JD in an England International.
What's happening around SB Nation after the jump
By day I am a young, dashing humanities teacher. By night I am a befuddled, sometimes fact-challenged blogger. Needless to say, they had me at herringbone.
I know that many of the readers here who do not like pro wrestling, so aside from the GIFs I love posting in the comments, I have been keeping pro wrestling out of the Hoddle recently. However, Monday night on live TV, WWE color commentator and legend of the wrestling business Jerry Lawler suffered a heart attack. If you have ever watched WWE TV in the last 20 years, chances are you heard The King's voice.
Is the European Club Association unaware of the Champion's League? Because I had assumed that this title of best club in Europe was kind of settled already.