Wednesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For September 12, 2012

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 01: Sebasien Bassong of Norwich City and Emmanuel Adebayor of Tottenham Hotspur challenge for the ball during the Barclays Premier League match between Tottenham Hotspur and Norwich City at White Hart Lane on September 1, 2012 in London, England. (Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

Happy Wednesday, Spursland! It is another day of nothingness. We are awash in a sea of boring and I want it to end. Nothing at all ha been happening in the football world of late unless of course you count the USMNT's DOMINATION OVER JAMAICA!!! GOMEZ IS A GOLDEN GOD!

And now the "news"

Benny Tells Lloris To Fight For His Spot- Sky Sports

To paraphrase "Stop being a bitch LOL".

Proof It Is A Slow News Week- Tottenhamhotspur.com

Yes, this is a minute by minute report of JD in an England International.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

PHOTOS: The Broklyn Nets new Herringbone Floor Is Here- SB Nation

By day I am a young, dashing humanities teacher. By night I am a befuddled, sometimes fact-challenged blogger. Needless to say, they had me at herringbone.

Jerry "The King Of Memphis" Lawler Suffers Heart Attack On Live TV- Cageside Seats

I know that many of the readers here who do not like pro wrestling, so aside from the GIFs I love posting in the comments, I have been keeping pro wrestling out of the Hoddle recently. However, Monday night on live TV, WWE color commentator and legend of the wrestling business Jerry Lawler suffered a heart attack. If you have ever watched WWE TV in the last 20 years, chances are you heard The King's voice.

ECA Names Chelsea Club Of The Year- We Ain't Got No History

Is the European Club Association unaware of the Champion's League? Because I had assumed that this title of best club in Europe was kind of settled already.

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