Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For September 18, 2012

READING, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Andre Villas-Boas, manager of Tottenham Hotspur smiles during the Barclays Premier League match between Reading and Tottenham Hotspur at Madejski Stadium on September 16, 2012 in Reading, England. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Another day and we have yet another verse of the song nobody wanted, "The Ballad of The Discontented Hugo". Perhaps by the time the Lazio game rolls around we will get to the end of this record because literally nobody wants to listen to this crap anymore.

And now the "news"

Bale Never Thought About Leaving- Sky Sports

What are the odds we see this same headline at this time next year? 1-3?

Lloris Will Get Games, Says Friedel- BBC

What a nice thing to say if he wasn't talking about just cup games. You know this saga that nobody wants to talk about just got a new lease on life.

Monkey Claims To Fall Off Back, Wasn't On It In The First Place- Dear Mr Levy

Complete with GIF's of AVB fist pumping like a champion.

What's happening around SB Nation after the jump

Shaun White Arrested For Being Too Extreme- SB Nation

Fire safety is no joke, sir! The clothes you are wearing in that picture certainly are though. What were you going for, pizzeria Bugsy Siegel?

FIFA Unveils World Cup 2014 Mascot- SB Nation Soccer

And so continues the tradition: if it is an athletic event held every four years, the mascot will be awful.

Most Watchable Movie, Round One Brackets Revealed- Progressive Boink

This gets real really, realyl quick, like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid vs The Princess Bride in the first round quick! It is like choosing which of my children I love the most! (the answer is Dennis)

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