According to Twitter, radio, the club and those in attendance, Tottenham Hotspur defeated Coventry City 3-0 on Saturday in the FA Cup third round at White Hart Lane. Clint Dempsey scored the opener before Gareth Bale doubled Spurs' lead and Dempsey finished things off with his second of the match in a thorough stomping of the League One club.
Here's the kicker, though -- it could have all been a conspiracy.
There was absolutely no telecast of the match. We could have all be fooled by an elaborate conspiracy to make us think the match finished 3-0. Who knows, it could have been a Coventry win. Spurs could have won by eleventy billion. Hell, they may not have even played the match. Think about it...
Now with your tinfoil had firmly on, feast your eyes upon this! Yeah, they're real highlights. Apparently the match actually did go 3-0 in favor of Spurs, which is good and all, but not nearly as good as the conspiracy.
TO THE TAPE!