Happy Thursday, Spursland! Huzzah, the American government shut down has ended. You Australians can stop mocking us at least until the new year, but lets think of who is hurt by this. No, not Ted Cruz, I mean Skipjack. He has been off since this started and good lord does he get rip roaring drunk every night. Since there was no deal until later in the evening, he was totally half in the bag, maybe all the way in the bag, and now he has to get up today and drive his governmentally employed ass down to DC. Sucks to be you, bro.
And now the "news"
We noticed. Step one, get a less douchy haircut. Step two, harden up and get your brave on.
Let's go down the check list here dear friends. Did it make sense? No. Did it clearly illustrate the intended point? Absolutely not Did he refer to a black person as a monkey? Yes. Roy Hodgson, Dumber than Harry.
In 1994, we did it with a check. In 2013, we do it with some sweet, sweet footie. When will they just admit that without us that are nothing? There has to be a NAFTA joke in there too, right?
Hope you guys end up getting your money's worth :)
This was posted in the comments yesterday, but it is just so god damn good.
You can get some crazy prop bets going in the UK apparently.