Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For October 24, 2013

Michael Regan

Tottenham Hotspur news and notes with poor phrasing.

Happy Spursday, Spursland! The first person to make an "I shot the sheriff" joke is getting banned.

And now the "news"

Spurs Take Two Danish Teens On Trial- Sky Sports

I need to work on my phrasing. Without context it almost reads like an abduction.

Cheif Constables Urged To Stamp Out Flare Usage- Guardian

It was a smoke bomb. Flares, to the best my knowledge, are not and never have been a big thing in England. In Poland on the other hand...

Deigo Fagundez Says He Wants To Play For The U.S.- SB Nation Soccer

AMERICA, AMERICA, GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE, AND CROWN THY GOOD WITH BROTHERHOOD, WHILE WE SPY ON THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS!

Cardinals Fans Remix Lorde's Royals, Its Awful In The Most Subtle Ways- SB Nation

The lyrics are awful and shoehorned in to fit the song. Oh god, she brags about how her players don't want to be overpaid. How dumb is that sentiment? The singing is awful, in an attempt to try to imitate Lorde's style this women clearly altered her voice in a mixer on top of trying to go all over obnoxiously throaty with her singing. If you ever think the time is write to make something like this for your team, please don't. They all suck. I wouldn't be surprised if Lorde heard this pile of garbage and it ruined her childhood forever.

Cricketer's Girlfriend Caught Pantomiming Sex Acts During Match- Deadspin

She's a keeper.

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