Happy Friday, Spursland! Well, looks like this weekend Andros is going to fire a torpedo through Hull. Get it? That joke was brought to you by the same mind that made "I shot the Sheriff" jokes yesterday. If you were one of those people, and you know who you are, you are the worst.
And now the "News"
We all know the deal man: AVB hates tall strikers. The bigot. Get it? Anybody? Bueller? Okay, moving on.
Well, he would have to salute him. You can't give him league starts so you probably do need to give some physical representation of your acknowledgement that Defoe is good.
Do you think they will take Lamalalalala in a swap deal?
How many of these will we get this year? I am betting 25.
£8k, that'll show him!
The craziest thing about this is how creepily calm his breathing was while actually doing this, compared to how crazy my breathing was watching this. Only killers have that kind of composure. Somebody check this guy's freezer? Aussies, do any of you recognize this guy? Is he your neighbor?