Thursday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links October 3, 2013

Laurence Griffiths

It's a Spursday!

Happy Spursday, Spursland! Today is the day. They tried to build the empire in a day in Russia and like the Huns, the Mongols and so many others, It did not prove to be truly lasting. Now, like the Visigoths to Attila's empire so long ago, we are here to pick the bones.

And now the "news"

Tottenham New Boy Looks To Move To Chelsea In The Future- Footy Latest

It's called "pulling a Modric" and it should be noted young man (he writes as if this non-English speaker will ever read this), that if you want to dance with the pretty girl you best not fall all over your god damn feet when you walk into the room. That sure is what it looked like what you were doing during your first game for us. Shape up or we'll send you to QPR.

Verts and Paulinho Rested For Europa- Guardian

Dudes/dudettes, Pualinho seems like he plays every minute of every game, workhorse.

Ozil Key To Arsenal Thrashing Napoli- SB Nation Soccer

Yeah, nobody saw that coming.

Beckham's MLS Miami Bid Has Competition- SB Nation Soccer

When I imagine Beckham owning a Miami club, I can only picture his underwear billboards just with a soccer ball.

#DoLoThroDo Oh-Thirteen: The Aftermath- Progressive Boink

They really should rename progressive boink what it really is. wesmokedagiantbowlthenstartedtyping.com

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