Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Government shutdowns, violence across the middle east, and most importantly we still lost to a crappy team 3-0. But none of that comes close to the horror of the Chad "Nickleback Guy" Kroger doing a duet with Avril Lavigne.
And now the "news"
I personally have come to the conclusion that West Ham went Lawrence Taylor on Spurs. For those not in the know, Legendary American Football player Lawrence Taylor was fond of sending hookers and a large amount of coke to the hotel room of the man who would be in charge of blocking him the night before the game. It seemed to help a lot. SO just keep the image of Pualinho drowning in ladies of the night and high on molly screaming "I AM MILEY CYRUS" over and over again.
The transfer narrative that will never quietly die. This is moving closer to Leandro territory with each #batcountry fodder of an article that is churned out.
What is that music playing? I know it is elevator music, but I can't help but think I would have a more cheerful day if it played in the background of my morning routine. By the way my morning routine consists of showering in the blood of a virgin, and reading the Washington Post.
"Our Friend" writes something that we will like. If he keeps this up we may actually make friends with him for real.
Dude when you play FIFA you are lame if you keep the difficulty on amateur,
Aston Villa fans everywhere just popped another xanax.
I refuse to accept John Pierpont Eye-Gouger (that's what we call Jose around the Roosevelts' family manor) and the word stable in the same sentence.