Tuesday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links October 8, 2013

Peter Macdiarmid

Tottenham Hotspur news and daily links.

Happy Tuesday, Spursland! Government shutdowns, violence across the middle east, and most importantly we still lost to a crappy team 3-0. But none of that comes close to the horror of the Chad "Nickleback Guy" Kroger doing a duet with Avril Lavigne.

And now the "news"

Moose Believes Tottenham Must Focus More-Sky Sports

I personally have come to the conclusion that West Ham went Lawrence Taylor on Spurs. For those not in the know, Legendary American Football player Lawrence Taylor was fond of sending hookers and a large amount of coke to the hotel room of the man who would be in charge of blocking him the night before the game. It seemed to help a lot. SO just keep the image of Pualinho drowning in ladies of the night and high on molly screaming "I AM MILEY CYRUS" over and over again.

Spurs Linked To Remy Again-Give Me Sport

The transfer narrative that will never quietly die. This is moving closer to Leandro territory with each #batcountry fodder of an article that is churned out.

Training Footage With Jaunty Music-Spurs Official

What is that music playing? I know it is elevator music, but I can't help but think I would have a more cheerful day if it played in the background of my morning routine. By the way my morning routine consists of showering in the blood of a virgin, and reading the Washington Post.

Harry Redknapp Tantrum Contains More Than A Few Grains Of Truth-SB Nation Soccer

"Our Friend" writes something that we will like. If he keeps this up we may actually make friends with him for real.

Scissor Kick Is The Best Kick-SB Nation Soccer

Dude when you play FIFA you are lame if you keep the difficulty on amateur,

Benteke Might Play For Belgium-7500 To Hotle

Aston Villa fans everywhere just popped another xanax.

Jose Mourinho Now The Stable On?-We Ain't Got No History

I refuse to accept John Pierpont Eye-Gouger (that's what we call Jose around the Roosevelts' family manor) and the word stable in the same sentence.

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