Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For November 11, 2013

Mike Hewitt

Unhappy Tottenham Hotspur news and notes.

Unhappy Monday, Spursland! What are we going to do? Should we give Defoe the starting job? Surely not, he has never been able to sustain the level of effort in the main role for long period of time. Should we wait until January and buy someone new? Give Harry Kane a shot?

OMG you guys the lights in my office here in the Cartilage Free Capetian Global News Offices (sponsored by the sale of Gareth Bale). OMG (how many more times is he going to say OMG?) the Millennium clock just got projected on my wall and it's counting down, and we don't even have projectors in here.

3...2...1 OMG It's Adebayor. It's Adebayor in a weird black jacket covered in Christmas lights back to me arms extended outward. OMG Adebayor...is...Jericho. The Ayatollah of knocking in goals (I called him that back in his Arsenal days, me and nobody else I am sure) is back and ready to take over!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now the "news"

AVB Explains Lloris Exclusion- Sky Sports

On advice from the medical staff. Read: Someone explained to me what a concussion is.

Defoe Not Going Anywhere- Squawka

Yes, and not going anywhere near the starting lineup either.

USWNT Is Stranded, Hitches Ride To The Game With Fans- SB Nation Soccer

You guys, the USWNT might  be the coolest sorority on campus. Nothing can stop them from getting to the party.

Barca Wins, Messi Injured- Barca Blaugranes

The sky Is falling. Enter Neymar to become the supporter of the world. Or at least Catalonia.

City Goes Down To Sunderland, Like What Is Happening Here?- Bitter And Blue

So you know they are coming extra hard for our heads. Couldn't be a better time to play them.

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