Happy Monday, Soursland! Well hello. Welcome back. I hope your weekend was restful. You know who didn't have a restful weekend? Me. I am on the edge man. I spent this weekend sweating cold filmy liquid and shivering under a thread bare blanket. I am desperate I tell you. I need to get well man. it's been 8 days since I last used. And even then it wasn't even the good stuff you know. I need it bad man, that high test 6 goal even the fullbacks are scoring screamers action. Here take this VCR only 5 bucks just help me get what i need. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY USES VCR'S ANYMORE? I NEED MY FIX. They told me watching the world cup from my parent's basement in America was just a gateway drug, but I didn't listen, I thought I could handle it man. But I couldn't soon I was...yeah you guys got where i was going with that. Let's get this show on the road.
And now the "news"
Oh so that's how to get him to contribute, just surround him with world class attackers and just wait for the magic to happen. I can't believe we didn't think of that.
No no no. The answer is to just keep calm and go back to the career page and start a new career and this time remember to only put the difficulty level on semi-pro. Obviously.
MCofA didn't write this so it must be bullshit #brandloyalty.
You never want to give Baltimore fans an opportunity to drink more. They already do drink more, because they live in Baltimore. You know what i said when I saw the guy on the field was a Baltimore fan? "Of course", that's what. Then I checked to make sure it wasn't my dad.
"Did he even touch the ball" is how the guy we are saying needs to start in place of Soldado was rated. Sounds like a ringing endorsement. I am firing on all cylinders today aren't I? My fuel of choice is clearly unleaded cynicism.