Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links November 18, 2013

Jamie McDonald

Tottenham Hotspur news and daily links.

Happy Monday, Soursland!  Well hello. Welcome back. I hope your weekend was restful. You know who didn't have a restful weekend? Me. I am on the edge man. I spent this weekend sweating cold filmy liquid and shivering under a thread bare blanket. I am desperate I tell you. I need to get well man.  it's been 8 days since I last used. And even then it wasn't even the good stuff you know. I need it bad man, that high test 6 goal even the fullbacks are scoring screamers action.  Here take this VCR only 5 bucks just help me get what i need.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY USES VCR'S ANYMORE? I NEED MY FIX.  They told me watching the world cup from my parent's basement in America was just a gateway drug, but I didn't listen, I thought I could handle it man.  But I couldn't soon I was...yeah you guys got where i was going with that.  Let's get this show on the road.

And now the "news"

Paulinho Sets Up 2 As Brazil Score 5-Tottenham Official

Oh so that's how to get him to contribute, just surround him with world class attackers and just wait for the magic to happen.  I can't believe we didn't think of that.

Drop Him: Why AVB MUST Replace Sodado With Defoe-Sqawaka

No no no.  The answer is to just keep calm and go back to the career page and start a new career and this time remember to only put the difficulty level on semi-pro. Obviously.

Joe Hart Career Save Percentage-Bitter And Blue

MCofA didn't write this so it must be bullshit #brandloyalty.

Weather Delay At Soldier Field Leads To Too Much Beer-SB Nation

You never want to give Baltimore fans an opportunity to drink more.  They already do drink more, because they live in Baltimore.  You know what i said when I saw the guy on the field was a Baltimore fan? "Of course", that's what.  Then I checked to make sure it wasn't my dad.

England Vs Chile Player Ratings-Three Lyons Roar

"Did he even touch the ball" is how the guy we are saying needs to start in place of Soldado was rated.  Sounds like a ringing endorsement.  I am firing on all cylinders today aren't I? My fuel of choice is clearly unleaded cynicism.

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