Spurs doomed to loss against Everton

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AVBoring has more boring tactics ready for a boring game that just goes on and on

Oh man I don't know how we're going to win this weekend cause you see Spurs are really boring they are so boring I don't know how we're going to get anything going when we just pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass pass and pass on and on back into the defense killing my soul a little bit everyt ime unless we can somehow manage to get a penalty but our SiBoT is so low I think we can doubt that'll happen cause AVB doesn't have a game plan and we'll just kick it around the midfield until we're dispossed because our players are so tired from meaningless games midweek which are destroying good continental players like Lamela who are so much better than the rest of the team but suck anyway and I'll bet Martinez could get the most out of him if only we hired him but oh no Daniel Levy wanted to hire a guy who would help him sell Bale and criticize the fans and now every game's an away game so at least we should be ready for this but I dunno Everton are really good and they have Lukaku who is built like a linebacker and so so powerful I'll bet you didn't know how powerful he is well AVB does and he ruined any chances of us signing him by being bad at Chelsea and I'll bet you're not reading anymore because AVB hasn't given us a team interesting enough for me to write something funny about so instead you just get this long boring screed that goes on and on and never ends and will get written about on WBNation when they talk about all the talent this blog is squandering by publishing this when they could be posting a statistical analysis of how we perform when Lamela is wearing eyeliner or something and speaking of which why doesn't the whole team wear eyeliner it would really help get into the halloween spirit and maybe scare the back line and create a chance or two man I'll bet Harry Redknapp would have thought about that we should bring him back he wouldn't be boring because he'd give us football we could write complete sentences about and instead we have AVBoring and his droning football that goes on and on is so dull and lifeless and all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy all possession and no SiBoT make Skip go crazy

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