Guys. GUYS. Hey guys! Guys! Guys! HEY GUYS! GUISE! HAY GUISE! O HAY GUISE! GUESS WHAT? FOOTBALL IS BACK! Our long international nightmare is over, the World Cup field is set, and we can finally get back to stressing out over how badly we're going to lose to City tomorrow.
But first, these games. This is your Saturday football open thread. Use this to chat about the Merseyside derby, Arsenal-Southampton, that scintillating Stoke v. Sunderland matchup, or any other match here.