Black Friday Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for November 29, 2013

Ian Walton

This is either going over very well, or not at all...

2 am driving out to Walmart.,
Gotta get deals, gotta trample people
Gotta have my cart, gotta have my rewards card
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the Best Buy
Gotta get my son an Xbox One

It's (Rebecca) Black Friday Friday

Gotta get down on Black Friday

Everybody's putting pressure on themselves, 'cause Christmas

(Rebecca) Black Friday Friday

Gotta get down on Black Friday

Everybody's putting pressure on themselves 'cause Christmas

And now the "news".  PS if you are reading this while in line to buy a waffle maker for 67 cents, you are an idiot.  Happy Hunger Games.

AVB's Struggles Continue As Spurs Limp To 2-0 Win-Sky Sports

Take it easy, it's cold playing in the same town where fucking Santa lives.

Tottenham VS Santa's Elves In Pictures-Guardian

This isn't real. This is another world, probably one animated by Disney during the 50s.

Did SB Nation United Lure Zlatan In?-SB Nation Soccer

Yes they lured him, what with Kevin batting his extra long eye lashes and Ryan over in the corner twerking. Not cool dudes.

Will Keane Joins Wigan From man U On Loan-Pie Eaters Footie

Hey, this guys name is Keane, as in Robbie Keane. He must be good!

Sleeveless In North London-The Short Fuse

The latest example of why Arsenal are dumb.

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