Greetings and salutations, Carty-Free Cappies. We're all stuffed from turkey (see what I did there?) and quietly rolling around our living rooms, assuming we didn't burn all the calories running from department store to department store in a mad frenzy of capitalist blood-lust on Black Friday. Me? I had a beer, played some Dominion with my wife, and went to bed early. This here's your open thread for the Saturday EPL matches, or whatever else you want to talk about.
West Ham v. Fulham (10:00 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT)