Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For November 7, 2013

Ian Walton

Tottenham news and notes. Oh yeah, and some dude named Rob Ford. Heard of him?

Happy Spursday, Spursland! Well hello there, ladies and germs (LOL amirite?) Today's game against the Leshys/security contractors should be a barn burner of fun. How fun will it be? About as fun as realizing that someone wrote an article claiming that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's biggest problem isn't that he smokes crack. Okay, let me put this shoe horn away and we can move on with our lives.

And now the "news"

Phase 1 Of the Northunberland Development Project Is Complete- Sky Sports

Oh, so we are rolling this thing out in phases. When do we get to warm liquid goo phase?

AVB To Hold Out On Goalkeeper Decision- Guardian

What is Portuguese for "suck on that brain lovers"?

Hildebrand's Nomination For Howler Of The Year- SB Nation Soccer

I am very glad to see this exists. I've been searching for some time for a visual aid that depicts just how bad I am and how well the bay of pigs went through the eternal metaphor of football.

Juventus have Found Their Ceiling- SB Nation Soccer

And according to that picture their ceiling is scary.

Over The Edge- SB Nation

The long read about jumping off bridges you never new you needed.

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