Lewis Holtby scores with some crazy skill

Paul Gilham

Listen to Jesus.

Most everyone has been asked, "if you could invite any three people to dinner, living or dead, who would it be?"

The answers to that question are pretty varied. They may include Abraham Lincoln, Nelson Mandela, [insert the head of state from your country here], Gandhi, Mother Theresa, the Pope, Benjamin Franklin, Socrates, Albert Einstein, Kanye West or any number of other people. Probably the most common answer would be Jesus.

But have you ever asked Jesus which three people he would invite to dinner? I did.

If Jesus could invite any three people, living or dead to dinner, they would be:

1) Lewis Holtby

2) Lewis Holtby

3) Lewis Holtby.

And here's why.


If that's not good enough for you, this might be.

If that's not good enough for you, nothing is. And it's good enough for Jesus so who the hell do you think you are anyways?

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