Happy Thursday, Spursland. Your buddy The Roosevelts has a broken computer and he's not sure when it's going to get fixed, so that's why you were without a Hoddle early in the morning. I'm going to assume that his little brats dumped an energy drink in his keyboard. Unlike your usual Hoddle scribe, I'm light on jokes, so let's get straight to the "news".
I just found this incredibly amusing.
I'm sure someone's called his agent to gauge his interest.
So, like, cheer and stuff.
And I don't think we have any chance at either, womp womp.
Mike Ashley's sporting goods store said so!