Happy Spursday Spursland! I'm calling it, Soldado nets a hat trick. There, I said it. It's out there in the open like, and completely contradicting my prediction for the prediction league. I think. I usually get pretty loaded before I make those picks. It's my system.
And now the "news"
I hope you pinky swore that. You cost a ton of money, I took the time to learn which vowels and in what order appeared in your name. We got a lot of eggs in the Soldado basket, you know what I mean. (Editor's note: He spelled Soldado as "Saldado" all three times)
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..
I look forward to not seeing him on the loaned out list every time I start a new career with Spurs in FIFA. It's the little things in life that make it worth it, really.
A well-written piece containing an excellent Fraser reference.
More #narrative in here than in your 11th grade American lit class. #scarletletter
Yeah, I went there and called it that, because that's what that is. It doesn't matter that he is a dude, and isn't cute that the lady got handsy. It is an unwanted sexual advance and that is wrong and I hope this women's hair is stained that by that horrific dye job forever as punishment should the authorities not look into this matter.
And they all suck, a sure sign that MLS is growing too big, too fast. MLS is not a top tier sport in this country, it shouldn't be expanding like it is. There isn't a joke here so let me just close with this video of an infant farting.
The very ugly side of the coach/athlete relationship. Very ugly. Like ugly ugly. Like Uncle Menno Ugly. Seriously, it is a miracle all those pictures of his kids he tweets are so adorable considering they have his genetics.