Happy Spursday, Spursland! Oh, away days in Europe. The passion, the glory, the mini bar tabs from Adebayor! I don't have any source for the accusation about Ade and his mini bar, but I mean, come on. It seems likely.
And now the "news"
Whenever you hear a hooligan or a former ... err ... let's say "reformed" hooligan spout off about how they have no interest in attacking peaceful fans, please know they are lying to you. For example, this incident. What is worse, according to reports on Twitter from fans inside the pub during the attack the police response time, despite forewarning, was around 20 minutes. That is piss poor.
Duuuuuude, we're the best, aroooouuuunnnnd.
Four of the best football minds around get together, probably via the interwebz but whatever, and chitchat about how the best team lost.
This must be where you English fellas came up with the word wanker.
And the adorable and bad-ass meters break at the same time.
I reject this assumption and replace it with my entry, the chip shot.