Hey, hey, HEY, everybody! It's
Fat Albert Uncle Menno! Yes, I just dropped another early 1980s pop culture reference on you because I'm old. And because I can. So there.
We've got EPL matches kicking off this morning, plus the big COC-up at Wembley between Swansea and the Bantams of Bradford City. 'Course, the League Cup final is on beIN Sports, which about 10 people get in the USA. Still, please don't post any links to illegal streams or SUFFER MY WRATH, WHICH IS GLORIOUS AND TERRIBLE TO BEHOLD!
As Saint Garrison Keillor says, "Be well, do good works, and keep in touch."