Happy Wednesday Spursland! As of this writing it is halftime between the USMNT and Mexico and the score is knotted at zero. Now, in the interest of keeping my options open to the outcome, I present to you the following media metaphors for each possIble result.
If the US loses, it will probably because we played the game as well as these guys played Jeopardy.
And if we have ourselves a draw... (Editor's note: Ding, ding, ding!)
And now the "news"
Um, somebody hasn't looked around his on locker room lately. Awkward.
Way to go, JD. And way to go Camp Bastion.
Read this. Read it right now.
This is maybe the most disappointing headline to actual picture ratio ever for me. You see, at my alma mater, to landshark meant something completely different. It involved a nude rugby player, an artfully shaped cardboard fin made from a beer case, four freinds to carry you around and dozens of horrified party goers. Use your imaginations ;) This is not that.
Hey, butface, read this too. We know you aren't doing any work right now and your boss is out of town anyway.