Happy Humpday Spursland! Hey, remember that time we beat Arsenal? Yeah, that was just too cool.
And now the "news"
This is a very troubling sign. I mean, I didn't know that symptoms of Alzheimer's could present this early in life? Maybe we can head this off at the pass if we get together and send him some crossword or sudoku books.
I'll save us all some time, he isn't the next Xavi. Moving on, hey look goats!
I am willing to bet that Gareth Bale won't love him.
Eh, I am more of a free verse guy, people have refereed to me as the Bob Dylan who can enunciate.
No really, that is literally what this article is.