Monday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for April 1, 2013

Clive Rose

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on John Bostock, how good Gareth Bale is, BAE and fascism.

Happy Monday Spursland! After the events of Saturday, I would like to just say again for the record, if you added another 10 million pounds to what we paid for Johnny Vertical I still think it is a quality move.

And now the "news"

John Bostock Looking To Move This Summer-Sky Sports

Dude, I honestly did not know you were still here.

Bale Proves He Is Too Hot To Handle-Telegraph

Things were already knew right ladies and gays? #rimshot

BAE Set To Move On: AVB More Interested In Rose At LB-Sports Mole

God that title makes it look like I have given up on words way more than I have.

Sunderland Appoint Di Canio-SB Nation Soccer

You know that feeling you get when you do something and it makes a lot of sense but you know this decision is somehow going to screw you over in the future? That is exactly how every member of the leadership structure of Sunderland feels right now. Meanwhile Di Canio was seen in his back garden, limbering up and stretching so he doesn't screw up his rotator cuff when he whips out his first super aggressive Nazi salute on the sidelines.

Henry Scores Winner For Red Bull-SB Nation Soccer

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A Guy Playing Bounce Ball Had The Worst leg Break You Will Ever See-SB Nation

If you feel the need to see it (you savage) as far as I know nobody at SB Nation has posted the picture of it, because SB Nation only hires humans and not troglodytes, but if you really want to see it might I suggest looking on the internet.

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