Happy Monday Spursland! I just can't help myself.
And now the "news"
Oh, look at New Money Moyes over here. Final gets a little bit of money to back him and the first thing he thinks of is to buy something he clearly can't afford. This is like the first 1/3 of every episode of Behind The Music ever.
I present to you a startlingly accurate dramatization of the negotiations.
Least clever person in the room proceeds to make a "but he isn't even good for Argentina" joke.
Still no explanation as to why Leonardo does not carry two swords and have a completely bland personality.
"He's like America's Messi, he scores boatloads for his club then sucks for his country", said someone just slightly more ahead of the curve than the guy who made the Messi joke.
I can attest that this is a prominent thing, my students have been doing this for years. Be watch full around pull up bars.