Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland preview: Oh god, I'm going to vomit

Laurence Griffiths

I've never felt so Spurs.

Vomit: noun, \vä-mət\

An act or instance of disgorging the contents of the stomach through the mouth.

Masochism: noun, \ˈma-sə-ˌki-zəm\

Pleasure in being abused or dominated : a taste for suffering.

Nervous breakdown

An attack of mental or emotional disorder.

Breathing: noun, \ˈbrē-thiŋ\

The act or process of respiration. Optional.

Spursing

The act of being Spurs against all odds.

Tottenham Hotspur

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Arsenal

Fuck 'em.

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