Thursday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News And Links For May 2, 2013

Richard Heathcote

Happy International Wrestling Month, everyone.

Happy Thursday, Spursland! Gang, something got overlooked yesterday. No, not a salute to Marxism on May Day -- screw that, I'm talking about the fact that May is International Wrestling Month. All wrestling from the pro, to the oiled, the camel, and the poetic should be celebrated. We can all agree that we would pay all the money we have to get literally anyone from those videos to have a cage match with Suarez.

And now the "news"

Bale Name Checks MLS Player In Awards Interview- Telegraph

Oh all the New York fans are going to be insufferable from now on.

Which EPL Side Is Your Big Ten Team- Hammers And Rails

ALL OF THE CROSS SPORT COMPARISONS! Oh me, oh my. First thing is first, how did they not get Ryan Rosenblatt to write this? And I don't know how I feel about being compared to Michigan State. Objectively it feels like an okay comparison, but in the end it makes me feel dirty somehow.

Bayern Advances To Champions League Final- Bavarian Football Works

Let us now discuss how god awful the commentary was.

Portland Timbers First Team Falls Valiantly To 8 Year Old Terminal Cancer Patient's Team 10-9- The Short Fuse

It gets more awesome. 3,000 Timbers fans showed up to cheer on the young man's club, the Green Machine. And amazingly (wink) the winning goal was scored by young Atticus, who is a double winner because of is ultra badass name.

The Secret World of NBA Daps- SB Nation

In all of my 27 years I have never felt more like I was in my 70's then after I got finished reading this. I am THE curmudgeon.

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