Friday morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for May 24, 2013

David Ramos

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on things Sergio Ramos thinks, shady tax shelters, David Moyes and error pages.

Happy Friday Spursland! You know what keeps me up at night these days? The rumors that the Steinbrenners are looking to buy an English team. There is evil in English football: the far right chanting, the restrictions on standing, and Theo Walcott. But The Stienbrenners would be a bridge too far. The rumors have apparently been around for years and I was blissfully ignorant, but no longer. Someone find my my blankie to comfort me.

And now the "news"

Ramos Thinks Bale Is Perfect For Madrid-Sky Sports

Pipe down, you look like Fernando Torres if he was missing [redacted], your reputation is that of someone who has reached levels of douchedom not seen on this planet since Ted Nugent's facial expressions in the High Enough video. Nobody cares what you think, I would imagine several are surprised your brain works enough for you to speak.

Moutinho To Monaco-Express

So we miss out on the thing we wanted. And I mean this.

David Moyes Needs To Be Ruthless In Clearing Out The Dead Wood-SB Nation Soccer

Good Lord, I know you said ruthless but you weren't kidding with what you suggest here. This might be beyond Tywin Lannister levels of ruthless. It would be easier to just have typed out David Moyes should start just cutting people's heads off.

WAGNH Rumor Fantasy League-We Ain't Got No History

This is a level of genius I have rarely seen. it is so awesome I am furious that I cannot have an idea as clever as this. Furthermore (and this is inside baseball folks but who cares I'm pulling back the curtain) the way he organizes and aggregates everything makes it so it really isn't that much work for him. My mind is blown. Also we might be stealing it so look for that coming soon, maybe.

David Luiz Seems Fun-We Ain't got No History

He could totally be a stunt driver in some sort of stoner version of the Fast and the Furious.

MLB.coms Error Page Is The Best Ever-SB Nation

I have maintained that SB Nation's error page is the best in the world for some time. Not anymore.

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