Happy Friday Spursland! You know what keeps me up at night these days? The rumors that the Steinbrenners are looking to buy an English team. There is evil in English football: the far right chanting, the restrictions on standing, and Theo Walcott. But The Stienbrenners would be a bridge too far. The rumors have apparently been around for years and I was blissfully ignorant, but no longer. Someone find my my blankie to comfort me.
And now the "news"
Pipe down, you look like Fernando Torres if he was missing [redacted], your reputation is that of someone who has reached levels of douchedom not seen on this planet since Ted Nugent's facial expressions in the High Enough video. Nobody cares what you think, I would imagine several are surprised your brain works enough for you to speak.
So we miss out on the thing we wanted. And I mean this.
Good Lord, I know you said ruthless but you weren't kidding with what you suggest here. This might be beyond Tywin Lannister levels of ruthless. It would be easier to just have typed out David Moyes should start just cutting people's heads off.
This is a level of genius I have rarely seen. it is so awesome I am furious that I cannot have an idea as clever as this. Furthermore (and this is inside baseball folks but who cares I'm pulling back the curtain) the way he organizes and aggregates everything makes it so it really isn't that much work for him. My mind is blown. Also we might be stealing it so look for that coming soon, maybe.
He could totally be a stunt driver in some sort of stoner version of the Fast and the Furious.
I have maintained that SB Nation's error page is the best in the world for some time. Not anymore.