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Now that I've got you here... I'm requesting some help, from any MLS fan who is willing to do a little writing and analyzing for us.

I am looking for a MLS team to root for during these long dark soccer-less months of summer, and I need some help deciding. This came up when someone wrote a piece about the RPL. So what I'm asking for is either, just comment on this post and tell me your recommended team and why. Or, the definitely more fun option, compare the top 5,6 or 10 teams to EPL teams, and write your own fan post. Preferably from an objective point of view, but in my opinion the more the merrier in terms of posts or opinions.

A few things about me, in case you want to do the case specific response:

I'd like the team to be near D.C., where I am located over the summer, but its not a deal-breaker if I'm not sold on the culture or organization. I am not a glory chase, obviously as i am here, so I probably won't be a Galaxy fan no matter what you say. I also am not the biggest fan of the boys with the biggest purses, the Yankees and Man Cities of the world. I like good solid organizations, teams with fight, and with good young talent.

Thank you so much, anyone who can help, I'll owe you one. (P.S. I hope I didn't violate any rules with the title, but I figure anyone who can use the computer must know the words by now, right?)

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