Memorial Day Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for May 27, 2013

Bryn Lennon

Daily Tottenham Hotspur links, today on Gareth Bale, Neymar, AVB and BBQ.

Happy Memorial Day Spursland! First, thank you to those of you who are active duty or veterans of the armed forces, regardless of country. Unless it's China. Sorry but the battle lines are clearly drawn at this point. I can't sit here on my terrible sofa and reference a TV show that hasn't been on TV for seven years over and over again, unless you guys stand ready to defend that freedom. So much love and respect to you all from myself, the staff here, and (probably) from our large, somewhat faceless parent company.

And now the "news"

Bale Is "Good Enough" For Madrid Says Man Who Uses His Forehead As A Weapon-Sky Sports

What a compliment. Wouldn't want to use to many of those fancy words to describe him though. Don't want to waste them. I actually have video of Bale moments after hearing the quote.

Neymar Sale Puts Bale In The Shop Window-Telegraph

Under no circumstances will Madrid be looking at Bale and thinking "that was a freebie".

AVB Attends The Monaco Grand Prix Along With The Hoff-The Sport Review

100% chance that Captain Mitch Buchannon walked up to AVB and said "Hey brother".

Champions Of Europe-Bavarian Football Works

In what was one of the top 5 greatest games I have ever seen, any sport. I feel very sad for Dortmund. They lost in a way that must be very confusing as nobody can really look back and say "I've made a huge mistake."

Robbie Rogers Signs With LA Galaxy-OutSports

The Galaxy may have a stew going.

Astro's Vendor Takes Snow Cones Into The Toliet-SB Nation

It's almost as bad as hot ham water.

PS: Americans, have fun BBQing out there today.

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